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Every one of the best kids ever in the Class of '19 graduated from the PURPLEfect Empire Monday night.

The hallowed grounds of PURPLEfect Palace became a museum for one morning this week, as the best kids ever studied one of the worst things ever -- the Holocaust.

The PURPLEfect people are aligning their chakras on a daily basis on the hallowed grounds of PURPLEfect Palace.

The PURPLEfect people know how to push buttons, and now they will have the opportunity to do it in the ballot box.

The NJSIAA recognized Brianna, one of the best kids ever, for her outstanding scholarship and athletic ability this month.

The best kids ever at our new middle school, PURPLEfect Parc, are growing leaps and bounds via the sophisticated software program SuccessMaker.

Buckingham isn't the only palace recognizing royal weddings, as the PURPLEfect Palace celebrated its beloved Queen Dean of School (a.k.a. "The Mean Dean") tying the knot last weekend.

Most high school seniors walk across the stage at commencement and go on to life after high school. However, three of the best kids ever in the Class of '18 walked back onto the hallowed grounds of PURPLEfect Palace as employees while pursuing their post-secondary lives.

The best kids ever are usually pretty obedient, and recently they learned when civil disobedience is the order of the day